Fool me once, they say, and it’s shame on you
Fool me twice and I won’t get fooled again
Except I really did; the wilds woo
Me back to subzero camping, insane

The first 5 Dads Go Wild, it was so cold
The second time, the snow buried my tent
So why return to the forest so bold?
On our own suffering are we so bent?

“It will be fun,” they said, “with great content
To share with our followers on the ‘gram.”
But the real appeal of our event?
Unplug and connect with other dads, man

      Us dad bloggers gotta stick together
      Even if the freezing cold makes us brrrr