I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Wrote a big wish list like no one’s business
Except that is a lie, not at all true

What I really want is Teddy Ruxpin
That talking bear was the absolute best
But Speak n Spell, that’s where you put bucks in
Clear every stage and I’ll be most impressed

Okay, what about a Cabbage Patch Kid?
Or some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Or GI Joe or Transformers amid
Every other action figure I circled?

     I know Christmas shopping can be a chore
     So just get me NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR!!!