How Not to Suck in Life

A few weeks ago, I had a conversation with Lesley Chang wherein we decided that it could be very funny if someone decided to offer a course in how not to suck in life. We tossed around a few ideas about what could be included in this course, who would be the perfect candidates for enrollment, and what people could have to gain from learning how not to suck in life. I’m sure that you’ve come across more than a few individuals during your daily encounters who could stand not to… improve the way that they approach life.

The idea has been floating around on the back-burner for far too long, so it’s about time that I expand on the concept just a touch. Bear in mind that this “How Not to Suck in Life” course isn’t quite the same thing as a life skills program. Take from it what you will. Thanks for the idea, Lesley.

Lesson 1: Personal Hygiene and the Funk Factor

You can be the most successful entrepreneur on the planet. You can have the most exceptional phone manner or the absolute best sales skills. But if you don’t take care of your personal hygiene, all of that really doesn’t matter. You stink. Do something about it. This encompasses not only aspects directly related to your health, like flossing daily and washing your hands, but also in terms of personal grooming. Take responsibility for yourself. No one wants to sit next to any extra funky neighbour.

Lesson 2: Social Interaction and Fostering Confidence

Human beings are social animals, so it is of utmost importance that you develop the skills to interact with others in a friendly and effective manner. Many of us were more than socially awkward in high school, but we have to get beyond that. These social skills are absolutely vital for your career (interviews), personal relationships, and all other aspects of your life. By getting beyond issues like shyness, you can also foster confidence. Your homework? Flirt with your coffee shop barista. Bonus points if you convince him/her to come back to class for show-and-tell.

Lesson 3: The Deal with the World of Work

We have a tendency to define ourselves based on the vocation that we choose. There’s a reason why you were drawn to one career over another, but it seems like so many people fail to understand how to work while at work. Do you have the right kind of work ethic or do you find yourself slacking off more often than not. Life should be fun, to be sure, but it’s also important to utilize and develop your skills. Instruction on resumes, job applications, and interviews would also be included in this lesson.

Lesson 4: Personal Finances and the Broke Student

It’s such a simple concept that countless people fail to comprehend: Spend beneath your means. Do not take out credit that you cannot afford. Think before you plop down that credit card for yet another video game or yet another pair of shoes that you absolutely must have. You don’t have to have it. Manage your debt intelligently and cut back on the right expenses as necessary. Oh, and remember that the lottery is investment for dummies. Don’t dream of tomorrow when you cannot afford today.

Lesson 5: The Seriousness of Being Not Serious

I remember Noah Wyle once said, “Don’t take yourself too seriously, but take the job very seriously.” Life is far too short to get bogged down in the depressing details. We are only on the planet for such a short time, so do your absolute best to have fun and have a positive impact on those around you. Further still, you are simultaneously more and less important than you think you are. Lighten up. Why so serious?

Lesson 6: Don’t Forget to Mind the Body

Richard Yeomans perhaps said it best:

Why do you think there is an obesity problem in North America? I know lots of people have trouble with weight gain (my family is considered genetically disposed to it), but if you learn early on how to deal with it, it doesn’t have to be a problem later on in life. My dad just had knee surgery because he didn’t have them anymore. They were ground to dust, literally, due to his weight.

It’s important not only to exercise regularly, but also to do the right exercises. In speaking with a few people, they say that the brief investment in a personal trainer can make a world of difference in terms of what you are able to achieve at the gym. The wrong exercises can do more harm than they do good.

Lesson 7: Carve Your Own Path

It’s easy to play follow the leader and conform with those around you. Under many circumstances, it’s a good idea to adhere to social norms. However, there are many rewards to being unconventional. Don’t be afraid to try something new or different. Life is about experience. To ascend Maslow’s hierarchy of needs and truly to get the most out of life, you have to consider taking the road less traveled by. That will make all the difference.

What other lessons would you include in a course on how not to suck in life?