Author: Michael Kwan

Inner Nut Entertainment presents….

Welcome to Disappointmentville, USA. A good friend of mine, Dylan Duarte, teamed up with his artist buddy Jeff Morin to create the new webcomic. It’s still a work in progress, but it gives us a glimpse into what it’s like living in a small town in California where the majority of the residents aren’t exactly experts on technology and newer developments. Dylan describes life in Lake County as a series of disappointments, hence the name of the web comic. I anticipate the same style of small town humour as what we get from programs like Corner Gas, except, you know, American. Dylan is a budding freelance writer, not unlike myself, whereas Jeff Morin is more inclined toward the graphical side of things. The difference between Dylan and me, though, is that I have more of a hankering for non-fiction and web-by kind of things, whereas Dylan wants to get into fiction. He’s already put together a few short films — which can be found on the Inner Nut Entertainment website — at the Disappointmentville web comic is the latest in this endeavour. Look for updates every...

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Ah! I’m all wet!

You know you’re starting to grow up when you start thinking about grown up kind of things (get your mind out of the gutter, you dirty dogs). I’m still saving up to move away from home, but in the meantime, I’ve started to do a lot of thinking about not only where I want to live, but how I want that place to look. I can envision a large LCD or plasma TV, a quaint home office tucked away in the corner, and one of those U-shaped bar-style kitchen get-ups. One room that many people forget to think about, however, is the bathroom. It’s those little details that make a house (or condo) a home. Right down to the nitty gritty of choosing the right faucets, tubs, and other fixtures. One thing that I thought was interesting during my Alaska cruise a couple of years back was that my stateroom didn’t have a conventional bathtub. Instead, it had a walk-in shower that pretty much just let the water dribble out onto the bathroom floor. I don’t think I’d like that for my own home, as I can only imagine it starting to stink and get moldy after awhile (when we first arrived in the stateroom, we could really smell the disinfectant or whatever other cleaner they used). I’d say that I’m still pretty naive when it comes to matters...

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Is Michael Kwan a dot com mogul?

Well, am I? I’ve been in this working-for-myself mode for about a year now, slowly growing my freelance writing business, and I have to say that I’m in a much better position now than I was when I first started. I’ve also started to put a little more focus in Beyond the Rhetoric, as I’m starting to learn how to make an extra couple of bucks from this blog. In fact, I just received my first Google Adsense cheque in the mail this morning. I don’t think of myself as a Dot Com Mogul in the same ilk as John Chow, but according to this checklist, as appended by Stephen Fung, I’m not that far off. Alright, let’s get started. There were seven items on the check list when John Chow did it, but Stephen added numbers eight and nine for good measure. Someone really ought to add one more so that it’s a nice even ten. In any case… Your income must come about as a result of the money you make on the Internet: Well, I’m a freelance writer and pretty much all my work is for websites, so yes, I make my money on the Internet. Check! The minimum internet income level is $10,000 a month (you cannot add income from other sources to hit this $10K level): Um, nowhere close. Working on it. You have...

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BlueFur lets the (hosting) fur fly

I had the chance to dine with Gary Jones of on Saturday, along with 10 other dot com moguls and dot com moguls in the making (I’m looking at you Sally). If you’re interested in that pho (pronounced “fuh”, it is a Vietnamese rice noodle cooked in super hot soup) experience, check out this post, but that’s not what I want to talk about today. Today, I’ll be discussing the name that Gary chose for his web hosting and domain registration service: BlueFur. Before it was BlueFur, Gary’s business was called He appeared to be doing perfectly fine for himself when he was suddenly hit with some “legal pressure” from a large American corporation, telling him that he couldn’t use the Monster moniker. As part of the settlement, Gary can’t tell us what company this was, but it wasn’t Monster Cable or, in case you’re wondering. Whatever the case, needed a new name and Gary decided on BlueFur (so that he could keep that whimsical blue mascot). Personally, I like the name change. It is a lot more distinctive than Monster Hosting, and has a very web-like feel to it. Kind of along the same lines as an Amazon, Yahoo, or Google. These are names of companies that probably wouldn’t have made a name for themselves, so to speak, as a standard brick-and-mortar type of...

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Super Bowl XLI: Slippery balls and funny ads

Well, another year of football has officially drawn to a close (we all know that the Pro Bowl isn’t a real competition, but if you’re still interested in watching the NFL’s version of the all-star game, you can catch it this coming Saturday). I watched Super Bowl XLI with my brother on his widescreen HDTV, complete with 5.1 home theater surround sound, so it was certainly a more enjoyable experience that what I’m used to: watching football on a plain ol’ 27-inch boob tube. The game itself had quite a few notable instances and events that are certainly worth discussing — I’ll leave the in-depth analysis to the experts — so I thought I’d quickly shoot through a few things before moving on to what some may consider to be the more important part of the 4-hour-long football game: the Super Bowl ads. After all, companies pay big bucks to get their 30 seconds of air time, easily surpassing $1 million per spot. 1. It was raining the whole game, which made for a very slippery ball. There were countless fumbles, including two back-to-back by the Rex Grossman, quarterback to the Chicago Bears. Several passes were dropped that probably would have otherwise been caught. We also saw Peyton Manning throw shorter passes and opt for the run more often than the longer bomb. This last point may be partially...

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Pho, Fur, and…. John Chow?

Today started out pretty much like every other non-working day for me. I struggled to get out of bed as noon steadily approached. I stretched. I yawned. I brushed my teeth. Little did I know that I was about to have lunch with a furry blue monster. More specifically, I was heading to parts unknown to dine on some Vietnamese pho (although it may appear that “pho” should be pronounced like “foe”, I’ve always been told that it should sound closer to “fuh”, though the majority in the cohort I’m about to describe insist that it’s pronounced more like...

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Finding cell phone deals

A big part of what I do on a daily basis is read up on cell phones and I have been doing this for about a year now. It started with tech news blogging for Mobile Magazine, and more recently, I’ve also written a series of resource articles for LoveToKnow Cell Phones. It wouldn’t be all that far fetched to say that I’m an expert on the subject, though I still have much to learn (the world of cell phones arguably progresses faster than computers). As such, I am no stranger to finding some awesome cell phone deals on the web. One website that comes up time and time again is Wirefly. According to their official company statement: “Wirefly sells surplus cell phone inventory on eBay. So you can get a great deal on a phone without a plan.” I’m a big supporter for buying unlocked cell phones and I very much dislike signing contracts. In fact, I plan on getting a new phone tomorrow (still ironing out the details), but that’s for another entry. If you live in the United States and don’t like contracts either, then you should consider getting a handset from Wirefly. Alternatively, they also have free phones, but you’ve got to sign a 2-3 year agreement for that. Come June, they’ll also have the Apple iPhone. If you’re concerned about how trustworthy they are,...

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I’ve got a favicon. Do you?

Building my brand, that’s what it is. My name is my brand, so it’s of utmost importance to my freelance writing business that people associate Michael Kwan with top-notch writing and editing in an expedient manner. As such, I was very happy to see that is now the number one result when you Google my name. To further the brand, I have installed a “favicon” on the main site, thanks to a few pointers from John Chow, the self-proclaimed dot com mogul and Google whore. The favicon, which you can see below, isn’t all that flashy, but it’ll help me stick out just a bit more than the average website, given that many internet destinations don’t have that itty bitty icon on the side. The way that the favicon works is that when you open the page in my web browser, instead of having a generic logo next to the URL (and next to the site name if you’re running tabs), you get this customized one. This also shows up in your favorites list. What I’ve noticed, however, is that it does not work with older versions of Internet Explorer. The favicon is fully functional in FireFox and IE7+, though. If you want to make a favicon of your own, I suggest you head over to the handy tool found at Dynamic Drive. It’s by far the easiest...

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What’s going on with comments?

I’ve been having some trouble with the “comment” system on this blog, and as such, have been back and forth with the GoDaddy technical staff on the matter. Let’s just say that I haven’t had the best customer service experience with them thus far (I had some issues setting up this blog in the first place way back in March). A few people have said that they get a “timed out” error, or that they are inputing an incorrect security code. Well, check out my email transcript thus far. They just keep telling me that they’re not having any issues. Are you? Email me at michael (at) michaelkwan (dot) com. ####### I’ve had several people email me telling me that the “comments” on my QuickBlog ( do not work. When they try to leave a comment on a blog entry, they get a “timed out” error message. Please look into this and rectify immediately. — Dear Michael K Kwan, Thank you for contacting Online Support. I have tested your QuickBlog site and am able to successfully enter comments. We would suggest anyone receiving time out problems, to check the security settings of their browsers and check the general browser settings at the below address. Sincerely, Jason P. Online Support Technician — I have tried commenting myself and get the following error: Your session has timed out. Please retype...

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Finally! Google loves me!

It’s one part exercise in narcissism, it’s another part “monitoring my business.” Whatever the case, I check out Google on a near daily basis, plunking in my name as the search query to see where I’m at. has been around since March 2006, but it recently received a complete overhaul (or extreme makeover, you could say). I checked today and after nine long months of hard work, I’ve moved my freelance writing website into the number one spot! I think that’s pretty awesome. It probably would have been easier if I didn’t have such a common name… like my friend Dylan Duarte. He’s been blogging for less than a month and he’s already number one for his name. I’ve been doing battle with that other Michael Kwan for some time. Around these parts, probably no one has heard of the Hong Kong artist of the same name (then again, most people probably haven’t heard of me either), but he’s always had a leg up on me in terms of search engine ranking. At least with that one page on the HK radio website. If you recall, my site was still #2 last month. What do I attribute this recent surge to? Well, I’ve been actively working to get links to on high page rank (PR) sites. For example, I’m one of the top commentators on John Chow...

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Michael Kwan
Hi, I'm Michael. By day, I'm a freelance writer. By night, I'm still a freelance writer. I'm also a proud father, a voracious foodie, an avid traveler, a gadget geek, and a thinker who thinks he might be thinking too much. Beyond the Rhetoric is a reflection of my eclectic entrepreneurial life.

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