Everyone is welcome, come as you are
Man buns and plaid shirts are mostly formal
Where the Insta game is raising the bar
In a city like this, who wants normal?
You could get a donut, plain honey glaze
But then, why not one topped with Cap’n Crunch?
Froot Loops, cookies, sprinkles, so many ways
Grab some extra for a snack after lunch
Parks should be big, expansive, open space
But Mill Ends Park? Literally one bush
Everywhere you look, always friendly face
A few days here really flies by like whoosh
So, go right ahead and keep Portland weird
With your food carts, donuts, and hipster beards