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If Nintendo’s Mario Was Real

March 17th, 2008 by Michael Kwan

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If Nintendo’s Mario was real, he’d look like one creepy pedophile! There are several reasons why someone would think that Mario sucks, but bringing the pudgy plumber into the real world would just make him even weirder than he already is. Super Mario Pedophile Wii would not be one of the best Mario games ever, that’s for sure.

Credit to Pixeloo for the PhotoShop.

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  • 3 Responses to “If Nintendo’s Mario Was Real”

    1. Okay, I think I’m going to seriously have nightmares tonight. That picture is freaky!

    2. Stephen says:

      That’s creepy dude. I’ll never look at Mario the same!