If Nintendo’s Mario was real, he’d look like one creepy pedophile! There are several reasons why someone would think that Mario sucks, but bringing the pudgy plumber into the real world would just make him even weirder than he already is. Super Mario Pedophile Wii would not be one of the best Mario games ever, that’s for sure.

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