Top 10 Reasons Why Mario Sucks
By: Michael KwanI know. It’s absolutely blasphemous for a Nintendo fanboy like me to ever say anything bad about Mario, Luigi, and the rest of the Italian plumber community. We’ve seen Mario do a lot of different things in his day. It started with dodging barrels while attacking a gorilla, but it quickly progressed to jumping on goombas, racing with go-karts, playing some hoops, and oh so much more.
He has died in video games in a variety of ways, and will be forced to do battle yet once again in Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii. The 8-bit era was great, but the best is yet to come… right?
Well, Stuttering Craig and Handsome Tom from Screw Attack are back to run us through the top 10 worst Mario games of all-time. We’ve seen the best Mario games ever; now, let’s have a look at the flip side.
Agreements? Disagreements? Wondering how Super Mario Bros. 2 could possibly make the list? C’mon, Mario lovers, I know you’re out there. I can hear your Mushroom Kingdom ringtones.
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While i was young, i played mario on my nintendo and my B drive which are those huge floppy disk…which does not exist these day..it seems to just died and i have not been playing it since, and now you mention, i guess i got to dig out my games..
I love when you post these videos/lists. Mario 2 was awesome, I didn’t get to play most of the other ones mentioned though.
If I remember correctly, Mario 2 was the game when you could pick your player! I loved that one!
I haven’t played any of these but they look really crappy
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