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Free Google WiFi is a load of crap

April 1st, 2007 by Michael Kwan

Is Google offering free wireless broadband in the home?

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We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.

Yes, even giant corporations like Google participate in this April Fool’s Day tradition. If you believe any of this, you should seek professional help.

 

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    7 Responses to “Free Google WiFi is a load of crap”

    1. Jon Lee says:

      This year Google did a double whammy with 2 pranks!

      http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

    2. Ajith says:

      Google actually had a tradition of making others fools I had seen another page (hidden) on Google that made others fools..

    3. Ed Lau says:

      Geeeez! Please tell me you didn’t think they were serious.

      • Michael Kwan says:

        Well, obviously not. I even state in the post that “If you believe any of this, you should seek professional help.”

        I love how they mention “contextual ads” based on your “personal bodily input” though.

        • Ajith says:

          HaHa I think this is Gooles reply to the video footage stating google as collecting the DNA of people…I thing you guys remember that

    4. Angela says:

      LOL…like this well happen…

    5. J.B.Slife says:

      I saw that the other day…hilarious!

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